Every time I dive in my pool It's hard to be humble
When I do the breastroke through an underground tunnel And come up on the other side in a jacuzzi
Being greeted by two naked models with suds on there booties They give me hugs and lots of kisses
And they ask me what my wishes I say go and call your bitches Cause there's gonna be a party Next they wash my body as a team And then the say "foo your royal penis is clean"