Keeley: Jake, If Megan Fox came up to you and asked for sex, What would you say?
Jake: What would you say to your friends? "I had sex with Megan fox?"
Keeley: I'd film it for you, And I'd let you do it.
Keeley: And hopfully after that, Orlando Bloom will come knocking on my door asking for sex, And You'd have to let me. Genius